Venice escribió:Pero si a penas tengo pelo...y no soy un oso D'x *Me voy a una esquina a llorar* 
¡Coñe! ¿He confundido un erizo con un oso? Eso me recuerda la canción favorita de "Ankh-Morpork". A ver si os encuentro el video...
¡Que conste que no es por ofender a nadie! Siento mucho si esto le sienta mal a alguien, pido disculpas a todos por adelantado y si es así decídmelo y la borro sin mayor problema, que no estoy aquí para joder a nadie.
LA CANCIÓN DEL PUERCOESPÍN
Seguro que la zoofilia es algo divertido
Pero te he de decir, para que estés advertido:
Con casi todos los animales se puede hacer
Pero al puercoespín no se le puede joder.
Sus espinas son como saetas,
Y te las clavarás cuando se la metas.
Creo que el intentarlo te va a decepcionar
¡Al puercoespín no te lo puedes follar!
Montar a caballo suele ser divertido
También a un elefante, a pesar de sus kilos,
Incluso a un ratón (con su culo pequeñajo)
Pero al puercoespín no podrás meterle el carajo.
Son tan grandes las púas de su espalda
Que te provocará un terrible escozor de nalgas.
Y cuando te ve se hace una bola para su ojete ocultar.
¡Así que al puercoespín no te lo puedes tirar!
Si te follas a una vaca, no te importe que muja,
Que seguro que disfruta más que tú la granuja,
Prueba con un tigre, si te llegas a atrever,
Pero al puercoespín no se le puede joder.
Refresca mucho hacérselo a un pescado
Y seguro que a nuestras mascotas les va el sado.
E incluso a la jirafa (con lo alta que es)
Pero al puercoespín jamás se le puede joder.
Follar con serpientes aunque arriesgado es muy bello,
E igual de emocionante que tirarte a un camello.
Jode a un caracol si su ritmo puedes adoptar
Pero al puercoespín jamás te lo podrás follar.
(La original en inglés:)
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1:The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2:The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
